In what may be the most horriffic pairing in television history, bible-thumping sweatshop mogul Kathie Lee Gifford is returning to television... as Pat O'Brien's The Insider cohost. Gifford's stay is only temporary, but she should have sufficient time to put Pat back on the road to salvation in the bosom of our lily-white lord. Either that or her dead eyes, harsh judgments, and floppy neck skin will drive him into a coke-fueled frenzy of binge drinking and obscene voicemails, culminating in a very public breakdown and a very padded cell.
Speaking of coke-fueled frenzies of binge drinking... is anyone else watching Tommy Lee Goes to College tonight? It's at least worth a TiVO, but I think I'm going to tune in live. God, please let him live in the dorms. Imagine being Tommy Lee's RA. Or, better yet, his roommate.
Ten bucks says he majors in criminology:
**UPDATE** How did we miss this?? Pete "Fuck Forever" Doherty was busted on Friday for carrying almost two ounces of coke and nearly the same amount of heroin. I believe that amount of naughty-naughty is referred to, in street parlance, as "a shitload" of drugs. Kate Moss's mummy and Sadie Frost are trying to convince Kate to give Petey the old heave-ho. Apparently they haven't looked at Kate Moss lately. Hello?? She's obviously in it for Pete's connections.
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